Connoisseur By Advanced Nutrients
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Let’s get some important facts clear right now up front: If you’re looking for an “inexpensive” bloom fertilizer, Connoisseur isn’t for you.
We make plenty of other bloom fertilizers that already work way better than any of the bloom fertilizers made by our competitors.
So if cost is an issue, or if you’re ok with smaller harvests, just buy our other fertilizers and don’t read any further. Our other, less expensive fertilizers perform better than the highest-priced fertilizers made by our competitors.
So if you can’t afford the best, don’t waste your time reading about Connoisseur.
Connoisseur is only for those lucky people who can afford the most powerful hydroponics bloom fertilizer ever created.
Hey, sorry if we sound offensive or arrogant about this, but we’re just telling it like it is. This is the best-producing harvest-boosting fertilizer ever made, but if you’re worried that it costs a lot to afford a complete, ultra-premium bloom fertilizer that gives eye-popping harvests that will make you wealthier than you’ve ever been, Connoisseur isn’t for you.
Now, those of you still reading this are certainly wondering why we would risk offending customers by asking them if they can afford the best. Or how Connoisseur could be so damned good as to justify the very high price we are charging for it.
Well, if you want to know why Advanced Nutrients Connoisseur is the most powerful bloom formula ever made, we’ve gotta tell you some relevant hydroponics history.
Seven years ago, a hydroponics fanatic named Mike (along with two other hydroponics experts) founded Advanced Nutrients.
Mike ate, slept and breathed hydroponics for two decades before he founded the company. He literally lived in grow rooms. His only friends were growers, lights and plants. Hydroponics was his passion!
He knew that the only thing that really counts is how big the harvest is, and how high quality the harvest is.
But Mike wasn’t totally happy during the decades before he founded Advanced Nutrients. Why? Because he had to use hydroponics bloom fertilizers made by other companies, and he knew those fertilizers were made from inferior materials that weren’t designed for the plants he grew.
He knew he was spending his life, money and time growing plants with sissy general hydroponics fertilizers designed for African Violets, orchids, and cucumbers.
He knew he could earn a lot more money from hydroponics agriculture - if only he could find a way to push his plants to their maximum potential.
So Mike bought professional batches of the best nitrogen, potassium, phosphorus and other plant nutrients, and started experimenting with bloom formulas of his own devising. He called manufacturers of the most popular general hydroponics fertilizers, offering to share his high-yielding formulas with them if they’d manufacture stronger fertilizers that made plants produce more harvest yield.
The owners of those companies pissed Mike off. Why? Because they didn’t know and didn’t care about making fertilizers that produced bigger harvests.
They were already making tons of cash selling weak general hydroponics fertilizers, and they warned Mike to shut up and be satisfied with their weak fertilizers. (These same companies today are manufacturing “new” three-part formulas and other additives, advertising them as if they are hydroponics miracles, but none of their products come close to ultra-premium Connoisseur).
So Mike and a couple of his buddies got fed up, and founded Advanced Nutrients. Their mission: to create fertilizers that would make plants yield the biggest, best quality harvests ever seen.
If you’re the kind of hydroponics grower who can afford Connoisseur, who wants the highest quality and the biggest harvest from every plant, then you owe it to yourself to buy Connoisseur.
Before Connoisseur, Advanced Nutrients already produced the world’s best ultra-premium fertilizers. These fertilizers produced better quality and more harvest yield than any other fertilizers in history.
One famous garden test (broadcast live on television) pitted Advanced Nutrients against the most expensive fertilizers from five competing companies.
Advanced Nutrients gave the grower double the yield of the next most effective competing formula.
But that wasn’t good enough for Mike. He wanted more, more, more!
More flowers. More quality. More profitable gardens!
He hired a bunch of botanists and researchers and assigned them mission impossible- to design a bloom fertilizer that would exceed the legendary yield of Advanced Nutrients Sensi Pro, Big Bud, and the High Yield Kit.
“This is going to be really expensive, bossman,” the scientists and accountants told Mike. “I don’t care,” Mike replied. “If we design a product that puts a lot more harvest on the table, people will pay for it. If we design a product that pays for itself with way larger yields, people will pay for it.”
So the scientists and researchers went bonkers trying to find pure, potent ingredients that would push plants past where they had gotten with Sensi Pro and other Advanced Nutrients harvest-blasting booster products.
The plant scientists tried all kinds of formulations, ratios, materials, and tricks. They argued and fought. They tested dozens of formulas. They searched the ends of the earth for magical ingredients. They even tried to purify and enrich bat guano in their lab, and made the whole building smell like an overflowing outhouse.
Mike was brutally direct with them. He warned that if they didn’t come up with a bloom fertilizer that far exceeded any other bloom fertilizer, they would all be let go. As in: “Go Find Other Employment.” As in: “You’re Fired.”
The botanists began to suffer from insomnia, depression, and anxiety disorders, but they kept pursuing their mission, looking desperately for a miracle product that would make your plants produce mega-harvests.
A year ago, cries of joy were heard from the research and development lab. The scientists excitedly called Mike to tell him that supersonic floral boosters had been tested on the type of plants you grow, and had produced yields that were almost beyond comprehension!
A fleeting smile brightened Mike’s face when he heard this. But then he stopped smiling and got dead serious.
He said, “Let there be field testing.”
And there was.
The new formula, which is now called Connoisseur, was closely examined in dozens of hydroponics test gardens with rigorous controls and measurements. The numbers were tallied and the results were in.
Connoisseur was a wicked success. Its co-factors, stimulators and potency-boosting components created massive, dripping, luscious, lascivious, perfumed, glistening harvests that had size and quality such as had never been seen in hydroponics grow rooms before.
So here’s what all growers need to know about Connoisseur:
Unless you’re a bonehead who always manages to ruin harvests no matter how good your materials and plants are, we guarantee Connoisseur will absolutely outperform any other bloom fertilizer and that you will get larger, bigger harvests, or your money back.
Connoisseur is easy to use and will work well with all varieties of plants you grow.
The high price of Connoisseur is worth every penny because Connoisseur will make your garden produce so much more high quality, delicious harvest, and that harvest will be worth more to you and your customers.
The difference in price between what you pay for Connoisseur and what you’d pay for cheaper two-part bloom fertilizers is totally made up by the increased yield that Connoisseur gives you. If you do the math, Connoisseur is free- it pays for itself in increased profits.
Mike is very, very happy. In fact, he’s damned proud of Connoisseur. And Mike is a hard guy to please, but he’s extremely proud of Connoisseur. He’s worked hard for 20 years to make a career-high product that reaches the Mount Everest pinnacle of hydroponics bloom production.
He’s made a product that has people walking into Connoisseur grow rooms and nearly falling over when they see the huge, dense, beautiful flowers.
Mike and the scientists made a product so effective, concentrated and easy to use that retailers and hydroponics fanatics have resorted to near-violence to get the first production bottles of Connoisseur, at any price.
Years from now, when the history of hydroponics is written, they’ll write about a fanatical grower named Mike, who got together with two buddies and started the world’s best hydroponics fertilizer company because he was tired of the loser fertilizers other companies were making.
They’ll write about how Mike and his courageous buddies at Advanced Nutrients kept pushing the hydroponics production envelope until they created Connoisseur, the Cadillac Escalade of plant growth products…the ultra-premium bloom fertilizer guaranteed to give you the biggest harvests you’ll ever get, or you get your big money back.
We invite you to notice how proud and satisfied you’ll feel when you’ve brought in your biggest harvest ever.
If you can afford to have massive harvests and profits, you can afford Connoisseur.
We are so confident in Connoisseur, we’ve put our names on it!
3 Responses to “Connoisseur By Advanced Nutrients”
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April 9th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
COOL! this product looks interesting I think my wife could use this for her plants.
May 9th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
so your wife is into super cropping massive yields? check out dutch master gold for yourself then.
April 21st, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Here is a link to a short video that talks about Advanced Nutrients Connoisseur Ultra Premium A+B Flowering Fertilizer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsxnR2jnvSk